Apparently,
I am shaggy and
Strange.
Ahhhh,
What a
Reassurance….?
We must face tomorrow, whatever it may hold, with determination, joy and bravery." -Mr. Edward Magorium
7 Days...
‘Til when? You ask.
10080 Minutes...
‘Til when? You ask.
604800 Seconds...
‘Til when? You ask.
60400000 milliseconds...
‘Til when? You ask.
‘Til when? You ask.
Persistently
Confusedly
Impatiently
‘Til when? You ask.
Once again,
Persistently
Confusedly
Impatiently
‘Til when? You ask.
But this time,
I answer...
‘Til presents
‘Til memories
‘Til grateful smiles
‘Til family
‘Til Christmas
Is it worth it?
The pain?
The being confused?
Is it worth it?
The risk?
The being worried?
Is it worth it?
The hurt?
The being broken hearted?
Is it really worth it?
Falling in love?
Just Relief
Relief that it’s over
That the inevitable has finally happened
Relief that the suffering wasn’t prolonged
That nothing more could have happened
Relief, that I am thankful
Not angry, not depressed
Just Relief
Adult Truths (sorry adults)
1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your
computer history if you die.
2. Nothing stinks more than that moment during an argument when you realize
you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was
younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure
I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the
person died.
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work
when you know that you just aren't going to do anything
productive for the rest of the day.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I
don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks
me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that
I swear I did not make any changes to.
14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not
to answer when they call.
15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or
Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.
17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just
nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they
said?
20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team
up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong,
brothers and sisters!
21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get
dirty, and you can wear them forever.
22. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still
not know what time it is.
23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car
keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on
the Donkey, but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.
Christmas Trees...
The smell
The sight
The beauty
The memories
The good times
The picky choosing
All proving that 3 hours of browsing was not in vain...thank goodness
Black Friday
12:00 (am-let me remind you) standing in a mile (almost) long line to get to old navy. Freezing our behinds off. Almost literally.
1:00 (still am) standing in another line-thank goodness it’s in the store this time…
2:00 (you guessed it-am) am home after an hour of getting lost-through streets parallel to each other…how sad, I know
3-5:00 (am-really) thankfully, sleeping
6-8:00 (am) shopping at the mall, half delirious from lack of sleep
9-11:00 (am still-thankfully) getting my beauty sleep
12:00 (pm-finally) do you know how hungry you are after shop-til-you-drop shopping? And after a deep night’s sleep, really, you can’t blame me for
1:00 (pm-after a long day) guess. Guess what we do next? Guess. Shop. As if we need more of it.
2-5:00 (pm-no way!) sttttiiilll sssshhhhhhhoopppinngggg…………and dropping
6:00 (pm) eating food from the gods-macaroni and cheese and toast
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Apple cider
Thanksgiving
Hot cocoa
Deodorant
Pillows
Pencil top erasers
Pride and Prejudice (the old movie)
A good nights rest
Emily Dickinson
Dork Board
Smiling
Sprinting